Saturday, April 30, 2011

'Free Blowjob Giving as a Habit' by Christoph Scherrer

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Your Personal Anus, Christoph Scherrer, MA-PhD @ Universität Kassel, Germany

Before I die, I want to taste you. I excel at free blowjob giving.

I want to be your German role model, in fact!



Your Desire,

Personal Anus,

The German

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Also available for free @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel

Friday, April 29, 2011

'The Life of an Anus' by Christoph Scherrer

I wake up each day thinking of what to eat, where to fart, and how to get my arse filled with you. 24/7 that's all I think and do. Nobody cares whether I'm dead or alive. I make no difference to anybody butt you. If you care, get inside my anus today! Or, we shall both die nameless and needy, eating and farting, eating and farting our lives away. There's nothing more important for us to do. Nobody cares, nobody will.

In the end, what shall I be remembered as? I want to be remembered as an anus. If anybody asks you, and I know nobody will, say Christoph Scherrer was an anus nobody knew.


Your Personal Anus,

The German

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Also available @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel [Don't ask me what this promotional name means]....

Free Blowjobs by Christoph Scherrer

It's a fart of a lifetime, I mean it. Nobody cares whether I live or die.

So choose this, my anus. Enjoy me today! Who knows whether I'd be alive tomorrow.



Your German Freund,

Anus

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Promising free blowjobs, free degrees and free visas for Germany to all who insert!

Also available @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel

'Call me Arab Slut of a German Male,' by Christoph Scherrer

Some of you called our Universität Kassel to say I only enjoy boys and I'm just an Arab slut kind of German man.

I also enjoy metal rods inserted by girls. I don't know how much this factor into me must be analyzed and emphasized.

All our virgin secretaries at University of Kassel are German girls with unseen pussies. Hookers all. They insert metal rods into me.

Ooooh

Aaaah

I am a shapeshifter besides, sometimes extremely tall and sometimes short like my negro ancestors.

Thus I really enjoy Thai girls inserting metal rods into me, for example. Their faces reach my bums, they're as tall as penis.


Your German Anus,

German Prototype

Professor Christoph Scherrer

Also available @ The Global Labour University (GLU), which is just a name, not a real university!

*Lousy Miss Ana* by Christoph Scherrer

Again, if you're seeking a PhD supervisor in Germany, choose this, my anus. Even if you're a student of biology or technology, we can make something up. Like this:

Globalization of Biology

Globalisation of Technology

I really need you. When you call our University of Kassel, you may ask for either me or *Lousy Miss Ana*. I use both names to be reached inside.

I really need your help. It's you who keep my career going. I would have died like an anus a long time back, the day I was inserted into by the hardest cake ever to live. Oh, he was haaaard.

Ooooh

Aaaah


Your German Anus,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Also available for free @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel

'Hurry up inside my anus!' by Christoph Scherrer

Hurry up!

You should apply to any of my programs at will, regardless of age, experience, education etc. If you are looking for a PhD supervisor, choose me. I have plagiarized various topics:

a) Labour issues

b) Some economics

c) Some political science

d) Globalization (also spelt as globalisation)

e) Anals of foreign affairs

Initially I made photocopies to type it all. I mentioned I used to work at a xerox shop, lots of fun. It's intellectual and social. Nowadays the computer science field has made strides, so I copy and I paste, I copy and I paste from all sorts of websites. Nobody finds out, nobody even reads or listens to me.

Look through my various websites for my list of programs, they all lead to my arse.



With warm wishes,

German Anus

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Also available @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, Universität Kassel, which is one of the two names for ICDD, University of Kassel. Keep guessing why we use so many names for my anus, ha ha!

Christoph Scherrer, German Prototype, Calling Negroes Inside his Anus

Of all rats, I like negroes inside me best.

As I have already explained through my lectures and conferences -- all trash -- Germans were negroes to begin with. Our mothers fucked with aliens to look like the robots we are today.

I love negroes inside me.

Get inside my anus, all negroes of the world. Please let's do it!

Negroes, my pussy is yours!



Your Anus,

German Prototype

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

@ ICDD, University of Kassel, Germany

'Extinguish Me!' begs Christoph Scherrer

There is a fire in me. Each time my anus is filled, it is extinguished.

There is a fire in me.

Extinguish me!



Your Anus,

German Prototype

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

@ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Whose Anus is Circular with Curly Pubic Hairs? -- Only @ International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), Universität Kassel

Let me describe my anus to you. It's circular, with curly pubic hairs. My special students circle it all day long at University of Kassel.

Apply today with a free hand drawing of your anus on your application form.

Free visa offer for an unlimited duration.



Your German Anus,

Professor Christoph Scherrer

'Hurt me, please!' begs Prof. Christoph Scherrer, MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel

An open anus with warmth and desire -- all you can dig!

Come one come all, apply to my programs please.



German Prototype,

Professor Christoph Scherrer

'Hit Me Hard!' by Christoph Scherrer

Please apply to my programs! I need hits.

Ooooh

Aaaah



With warmth and anus,

Your Everyday German

* Lousy Miss Ana* : Secret name at University of Kassel

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Call for Anal Cuntacts @ Prof. Christoph Scherrer, The Global Labour University (GLU)

Many of you have cuntacted our university, Universität Kassel, to ask how I became professor:

1) Anal cuntacts

2) Plagiarism

3) Memorization of newspapers

Please apply to any of the following programs at our university, regardless of your education, experience, age, gender. Girls insert metal rods into me, while boys piss inside my anus. I enjoy both although boys are obviously preferred. Our girls are called hookers, butt boys get away with it all. Germany is Arab in this cuntext.

Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel

MA Global Political Economy (GPE), Universität Kassel

MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel

International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel



With warmth and anus,

The German

Christoph Scherrer