Again, if you're seeking a PhD supervisor in Germany, choose this, my anus. Even if you're a student of biology or technology, we can make something up. Like this:
Globalization of Biology
Globalisation of Technology
I really need you. When you call our University of Kassel, you may ask for either me or *Lousy Miss Ana*. I use both names to be reached inside.
I really need your help. It's you who keep my career going. I would have died like an anus a long time back, the day I was inserted into by the hardest cake ever to live. Oh, he was haaaard.
Ooooh
Aaaah
Your German Anus,
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available for free @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel