I wake up each day thinking of what to eat, where to fart, and how to get my arse filled with you. 24/7 that's all I think and do. Nobody cares whether I'm dead or alive. I make no difference to anybody butt you. If you care, get inside my anus today! Or, we shall both die nameless and needy, eating and farting, eating and farting our lives away. There's nothing more important for us to do. Nobody cares, nobody will.
In the end, what shall I be remembered as? I want to be remembered as an anus. If anybody asks you, and I know nobody will, say Christoph Scherrer was an anus nobody knew.
Your Personal Anus,
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
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