It's a fart of a lifetime, I mean it. Nobody cares whether I live or die.
So choose this, my anus. Enjoy me today! Who knows whether I'd be alive tomorrow.
Your German Freund,
Anus
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Promising free blowjobs, free degrees and free visas for Germany to all who insert!
Also available @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel
