Many of you have cuntacted our university, Universität Kassel, to ask how I became professor:
1) Anal cuntacts
2) Plagiarism
3) Memorization of newspapers
Please apply to any of the following programs at our university, regardless of your education, experience, age, gender. Girls insert metal rods into me, while boys piss inside my anus. I enjoy both although boys are obviously preferred. Our girls are called hookers, butt boys get away with it all. Germany is Arab in this cuntext.
Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel
MA Global Political Economy (GPE), Universität Kassel
MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel
International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel
With warmth and anus,
The German
Christoph Scherrer
