Thursday, April 28, 2011

Call for Anal Cuntacts @ Prof. Christoph Scherrer, The Global Labour University (GLU)

Many of you have cuntacted our university, Universität Kassel, to ask how I became professor:

1) Anal cuntacts

2) Plagiarism

3) Memorization of newspapers

Please apply to any of the following programs at our university, regardless of your education, experience, age, gender. Girls insert metal rods into me, while boys piss inside my anus. I enjoy both although boys are obviously preferred. Our girls are called hookers, butt boys get away with it all. Germany is Arab in this cuntext.

Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel

MA Global Political Economy (GPE), Universität Kassel

MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel

International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel

With warmth and anus,

The German

Christoph Scherrer