As a young man, I had curly brown pubic hairs around my anus, so thick you could make a wig like Your Majesty Colonel Gaddafi's.
I continue to grow curly pubic hairs both inside and around my Ana. Students tell me they are turning short and gray.
Tweeze it. Bring your scissors inside my anus.
Cut them shorter, make me your wig. Still shorter, wear my anal crop as a crown.
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany