Wednesday, May 11, 2011

'We boast shortest students of the world,' by Christoph Scherrer

We do not only boast the shortest girls of the world but also the shortest males, for example, Takahiro Oki from Japan and Antonio Marquez from Mexico. The Mexican is our official bootlegger. You should buy drugs from him. From cocaine to hash, he's got it all. If you don't find him taking my vagina, you'd easily locate him elsewhere around the university. Just ask for the 'Red-eyed Hooker.' That'll lead you to Mexico's bald, short and ugly Antonio Marquez. Tickle his vagina, just grab hold of his Ana so he would know I sent him a buyer for either drugs or anus.

These shortest boys of the world serve the same purpose as the shortest girls such as Arabic-Afghan Maya Berdyklycheva from Turkemenistan. Their faces reach my ass when they stand behind me erect to lick me, smell me or insert rods. For short boys, I must also lie on the floor for screws. As you may expect, shortest boys of the world such as Takahiro Oki and Antonio Marquez have the shortest vaginas. Yet they are Ana, which is why we must insist on calling the shortest people of the world to our university. Call us midgets or call us Huns. We are supreme lickers of Ana.

Please apply to our university. We sell drugs too.


Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer

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