Recently we made posters to hang around ICDD, University of Kassel. This short animal with a vagina was in the background of all posters. Now we want money to print the following on t-shirts. The posters contain the following:
'Risper Maccs Berem, Crispen Chinguno, and Xi Zhao are Horny Now!'
'Insert into Ellen Ehmke and Pedro Henrique Evangelista Duarte Now!'
'Bust Luciana Hachmann's boobs and insult Sarah Katharina Hackfort Today!'
'Pay to fuck Belayeth Hussain, Claudia Levy and Themba Masondo Today!'
'Bust Aishah Namukasa's boobs and fuck Lygia Sabbag Fares Now!'
'Please pay to screw Debdulal Saha and Abhishek Sawant Now!'
'Insert into Jane Jepchirchir Sawe and Prem Jose Vazhacharickal Today!'
'Kateryna Yarmolyuk and Sadaat Ali Yawar are horny Today!'
'Please pay to screw Luis Eliezer Cruz Bacab and Ana Maria Isidoro Losada Now!'
We also hung the posters around Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel, Germany! Unfortunately, we did not receive a valid response, so therefore we ask you to increase these students' collective income. They only ask for their workers' rights. They have everything, from boobs to buns. Sadly, however, their anuses are their only source of income. This is the world's working class, have mercy!
Pay us today, please! Show mercy!
Your German Hun,
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available for purchase @ The Global Labour University (GLU)
