One of my students slapped my buttock each time he screwed me. Another one bit it. I had love bites all over my bums.
My mother used cream to heal me. It really hurts, you know, if somebody bites you behind your face or slaps you for that matter.
Yet I gave those students free degrees. One of them became a German citizen with my assist.
I want to be remembered as Warm Ana if you please.
Warm and welcoming,
German Anus
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel, Germany